Friday, January 16, 2009

Parents Name Child "Adolf Hitler" Campbell

A bakery refused to decorate a birthday cake with the wish "Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler CAmpbell". The family, from Easton Pa. was incredulous that the bakery refused to decorate a cake for their three year old son with the unusual name. Little Addie's father, Pol Pot Campbell, (just kidding) Heath Campbell stated, and I quote;
"I think people need to take their heads out of the clouds they've been in and start focusing on the future and not the past"

So, I imagine that they've given serious consideration as to how, by naming their kid after some maniac of history, they ensure that their child will have no self esteem problems as he grows up.
The Campbell's other two children are JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell.

(Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell, named for SS head Heinrich Himmler)

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00450/hitler_cake385_450482a.jpg
Heath Campbell, with his wife Deborah and son Adolf Hitler, 3

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Thanksgiving

All the food: Turkey, ham, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes, corn, green beans, green bean casserole stuff...every kind of pie you can think of and AMAZING red velvet cake!

And ten reasons i'm thankful for the Thanksgiving break:
1. Its a break!
2. I get to eat a ton of food all week!
3. My birthday is right before Thanksgiving! Woo!!!
4. Its a break, what can i say.
5. I get to see all the strange familia!
6. I get to see my little cousins Carter and Tabor!
7. No School!!!
8. No Homework!!!
9. I get to go visit all the old friends i don't get to see anymore :(
10. No School, its a BREAK!!! Haha

My Room 101

My Room 101 would most likely be somewhere very confined, silent, and dark. With no contact with people or any kind of living thing. That would be my room 101.

Five Senses of Christmas

The smells of Christmas - The smells of Christmas, such the smell of pine trees, snow, and Christmas deserts cooking. All come together to stimulate the memories of past holidays from when i was younger.
The sights of Christmas - The sights of Christmas, such as the bright, vibrant colors of red and green and white standout from the everyday normality of life and lighten the mood of the people nearby.
The sounds of Christmas - The sounds of Christmas music ringing through the radios and on the televisions, the wrapping paper being shredded by the young hands so eager to see whats inside. Are all a medley of tones that remind us of the fun times we had as children.
The touches of Christmas - The smaller touches, the little good deeds or the hanging of a wreath or decoration on the door or home of a neighbor or friend bring everyone closer.
The tastes of Christmas - The sweet and subtle tastes, like the candy canes sticking to your fingers and melting on your tongue provide a wonderful contrast to the boring everyday foods.