Friday, January 16, 2009

Parents Name Child "Adolf Hitler" Campbell

A bakery refused to decorate a birthday cake with the wish "Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler CAmpbell". The family, from Easton Pa. was incredulous that the bakery refused to decorate a cake for their three year old son with the unusual name. Little Addie's father, Pol Pot Campbell, (just kidding) Heath Campbell stated, and I quote;
"I think people need to take their heads out of the clouds they've been in and start focusing on the future and not the past"

So, I imagine that they've given serious consideration as to how, by naming their kid after some maniac of history, they ensure that their child will have no self esteem problems as he grows up.
The Campbell's other two children are JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell.

(Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell, named for SS head Heinrich Himmler)

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00450/hitler_cake385_450482a.jpg
Heath Campbell, with his wife Deborah and son Adolf Hitler, 3

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